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Had a player take 2 skeletons through a town to an inn. One skeleton succeeded in going about without sound. The other sounded like a normal skeleton walking around.
Random commoner: Excuse me but why does that man sound that way?
Player: He has arthritis
Random commoner rolls a 10
Player rolls an 18
Random commoner: I’m sorry about that sir
DM: The skeleton stares at you without saying a word.
ROGUE: I see you’re not much of a conventiona– conversio… conver–
ARTIFICER: Conversationalist.
PALADIN: Conservation–
ARTIFICER: Conversationalist.
DM: Conservative?
BARBARIAN: NOT MUCH OF A TALKER ARE YOU
Wizard: I want my owl to help in this fight but don’t know how…
Cleric: make her poop on them.
Wizard: what? No. She’s not even real! She’s a fey owl!
Paladin: ok, then make her poop fake fairy dust as a distraction.
And it was from that point onward, our wizard regularly commanded his owl to assist in combats by “crop dusting” enemies. We remain undefeated.
-My warforged warlock after accidentally dropping her plushie (which is also a familiar) in mud
-my aasimar cleric, with the criminal background
This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif
I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW
I’m wheezing
Big Dick Energy
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